the more i drink the more convinced i become that i am patrick stump

two people offered me real salt lake tickets today, today is a good day.

s2g the library only has the attractive security guards come into my office when i look like a creature from the ratch lagoon

fuckyeahladies-fictionalandreal:

You, stop scrolling, we need to address some things about Hyperbole and a Half writer Allie Brosh. Think calling her the voice of a generation is going too far? Bullshit. This woman is one of the most real, relatable, creative, funny, and vulnerable writers of all time. From the pants-wettingly hilarious God of Cake to the needed-to-said-but-everyone’s-too-afraid-to-talk about it Adventures in Depression, Allie’s posts have genius pacing and are fantastic at highlighting the wonderful idiosyncrasies that make her who she is. She’s willing to let us in to aspects of her life that she doesn’t even understand so that people going through similar things can feel less fucking alone in a world that vilifies and over simplifies the complexities of mental illness. Allie doesn’t smile for you, or hand you bullshit platitudes because that. doesn’t. fucking. help. She’ll laugh when she’s damn well ready to laugh and she’ll cry when she damn well needs to cry, and you’ll do both with her because she speaks to the parts of all of us that we thought were too weird and too complicated to be understood.

meninblazers:

America’s Sport of the Future: Marilyn Monroe scores at Brooklyn Dodgers’ Ebbets Field, May 1957 (via @ByGregGomez).

remember that time erika told my neighbor from mexico that i used to be emo and she freaked out because she didn’t know they had emos in the us?

cutiepie-cas:

itscasnotcass:

mrslokilaufeyson:

i’m sorry

don’t be

Daen omg

…reading aloud to myself in spanish when the director of my entire department walks in…

wutsuphotdog:

petition for donald glover as the 12th doctor

i love you guys, okay? if you need anything, i’m here.