You know what show was fucking legit? GARGOYLES.
Lol, someone anon trolled this girl my friends and I know so she probably thinks it’s us but none of us did it and we’re all like “was it you?” “no, i thought it was you!”
healthylivingforyou asked: I got them at Charlotte Russe for about $30. :) But I think they also have that sale where you buy one get one $15. I just didn't have enough since I needed a dress, too. (For my make-up V-day date this weekend!) I'm also gonna wear them to prom. My date's gonna need to wear man heels and/or put something in his shoes! Hahaha
pigeon-toe: Out of gas, out of road, out of car...
And once the storm is over you won’t remember how you made it through, how you...– Haruki Murakami (via wearethedigitalkids)
I’m in a mood today.
Can we all celebrate Wednesday's leap day like on...
whiley0urestillyoung: Pretty please? “Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea, Will he bring his bucket of sweets for Mom and Pop and Me!”
I want to never give my dog back to my parents and babysit him forever. I love him too much, he makes me so happy.
Five years after the debut of his first novel, “The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar...– Junot Diaz is publishing a new book of short stories. (via libraryjournal)
On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I...– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
Today, I found my copy of the Chamber of Secrets...
Finished my homework. About to play. No regrets.
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....– angels-and-angles this is an amazing quote (via livelaughawesome)
A Story For Emily, G, and Courtney
Today, in my African American Let class, my awesome 60-year-old professor’s phone rang and his ringtone was Danza Kuduro. His voice sounds surprisingly close to Stanley from the office’s and he drawled, “That’s Senor Don Omar if y’all don’t know. Listen to him in my Zumba class.”
armyboy... why. stop talking to me.
him: whyyy didn't you answer my textsss this weekennddd
me: i was asleep in bed with my boyfriend.
him: oo i thought you were all sweet and innocent
him: but ur a badgirl now??
him: i'm sweet and innocent ;)
me: didn't you have a threesome with erin and lewis freshman year?
him: WTF NO!!!!!!!
him: WHO TOLD YOU THAT??
me: idk, everyone.
“i’m happy for you when i don’t have to see you happy with someone else.”
Musical Insults →
mikulcunti: Brand New: Have another drink and drive yourself home. Hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seat belt and again when your head goes through the windshield. Mayday Parade: I hope you fall into the ocean, and the current leaves you helpless, swimming around, as the waves crash over you until you drown and float away. The Maine: You’re as fake...
i stayed home from spanish to hang out with my dog and eat pulled pork and watch how i met your mother. i feel like this is a good life decision.
I saw the sea come in. I saw your good old...
6-word movie review for Hugo:
Cute. My mom and I cried.
I used to know the name of every person I’ve kissed.– Jesse Lacey, Tyler, Jenna, and I
footprints of never-weres.: seriouslyamerica: Eve... →
seriouslyamerica: Eve Ensler: Over it. Westminster College’s Vagina Monologues closed with this and it was fantastic. Read it, please!
Tyler and Erika have been sitting on my couch looking at dogs on tumblr for like an hour. It’s hilarious.
jenna and i wanted to fight mayday parade because they were in town last night but we forgot :(
her-roaring-twenties: *~* ~ bUnDy hUnTinG 6:00 bYoB ~*~*
Anonymous asked: have u heard the song by carly rae jepsen called "call me maybe"? Its pretty ridiculous but it's sooo catchy that I can't get it out of my mind...oh pop songs. this song couldn't get any girly! I think you'd like it.